Whether you are dropping in unannounced, last minute, or for a planned visit, as soon as you walk into the home of a gay man it’s impossible not to notice how immaculate it is. Every item has its own place, everything is organized, and it is completely spotless.
So how to most gay men keep their homes so clean, fresh and comfortable? That’s top-secret information, but being a neat freak is the right of passage for every gay man.
If you’re still struggling on what to get your best gay man for Christmas this year, it’s without question that you need a gift that is practical, sophisticated, fun, and designer. More importantly, you want a gift that doesn’t suck. Or do you?
Introducing a gift that will make you a shining star this holiday season. The Dyson DC61 Animal handheld is most definitely a gift that will get your gay man excited. And it really sucks!
The advanced digital motor gives the Dyson Animal triple the suction of any other handheld vacuum on the market. That’s a lot of sucking!
It’s not just the suction that makes this cute little vacuum fun. Its sleek and modern design screams to be picked up and used. It comes with three attachments including a beater roller bar, a brush, and a wand. No spec of dust can hide from this beast. If it does try to hide, simply press the “max” button for an extra boost of power.
Unlike most battery-powered gadgets, the Dyson Animal doesn’t slow down as the battery wears down. It continues to power through with maximum suction. When the battery is dead, it automatically shuts off. The Dyson Animal charges in about four hours and has about a 20-minute use time.
It’s also super easy to take care of. Simply push down on the big red button and the bottom door opens to release all the dust and particles picked up during the cleaning frenzy. Once in a while you can pull out the filter and run it under cold water and let it air dry to keep it in tip-top-shape for picking up all the micro-dust. Simple!
The Dyson Animal is a bit heavier then the average handheld, but when you’re getting this much power, it’s a good trade-off. Plus, what gay man isn’t at the gym lifting weights to stay in shape anyway. Lifting this bad-boy is no big deal. Besides, it’s pretty.
This Christmas, you could give a scarf, a bottle of wine, cologne, or some other gift that will likely be put away at the back of the closet and long forgotten. Or you could give a gift that comes out of the closet all year long, that will be used, cherished, appreciated, and make his life easier to keep his home meticulously spotless. You choose!
Original Style / Design: ★★★★★
Material / Workmanship: ★★★★★
Makes a Statement: ★★★★★
Price / Value: ★★★★☆